Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?
No one can eat just one potato ship.
I got gas today for $1.49...
Unfortunately, it was Taco Bell.
I accidentally wore a red shirt to Target and...
Long story short, I'm covering for Debbie this weekend.
Bill meets Doug shopping at the mall and sees he has a small gift wrapped box.
"It's my wife's birthday tomorrow." Doug said. "Last week I asked her what she wanted for her birthday."
"And???" Bill asked.
"Well, she said 'Oh, I don't know just give me something with diamonds in it'."
"So what did you get her?" asked Bill.
"I bought her a deck of cards!!"