Every time you clean something...
You're just make something else dirty!
Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Sure, they're very scent-imental!
Why do valentines have hearts on them?
Because spleens would look pretty gross!
Little Emily was at her first wedding and gaped at the entire ceremony. When it was over, she asked her mother, "Why did the lady change her mind?"
Her mother asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, she went down the aisle with one man and came back with another one."