It's strange to think 75 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars.

Today everyone has a car and only the rich own horses.

What is the difference between a well dressed man riding a bike and a man in a suit riding a unicycle?

One wheel!

Why does a scuba diver fall off the boat backwards?

Because if he fell frontwards he'd still be in the boat!

Q: What do snowmen like to eat for breakfast?

A: Frosted Flakes!