Why doesn't Lebron James like Indian food?
Because it has "Curry" in it.
Guy walks into bar, pulling on a long chain.
The bartender asks him, "You come in here everyday pulling that chain, why?"
The guy replies, "You ever tried to push one?"
Yo momma so fat, she has more chins than a Chinese telephone book.
What did the shark say to the clam when it would not share its candy?
Why are you so shellfish?