I'm terrified of elevators...
I'm taking steps to avoid them.
A bike in town keeps running over me...
It's a vicious cycle!
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I did not know you could YODEL!
Upon enrolling in college my father gave me a really bad THESAURUS...
Not only is it terrible, but it's really TERRIBLE!