"In Major League Baseball, if the distance between the bases are the same, then why does it take longer to run from 2nd base to 3rd base?"
"You know there is a Shortstop."
Why does the fast food outlet that is named after a daughter serve square hamburger patties?
Because they never cut corners!
My daughter came home so excited...
She had to parallel park at work and received the following note of praise: PARKING FINE.
Sign outside local pub:
Special!
Buy 1 beer at twice the price and get a SECOND BEER FREE!