If we are not to have a midnight snack, then why is there a light bulb in the refrigerator?

The hardest thing about riding a horse....

Is hitting the ground!

Why does the milk stool only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder.

How to survive the coldest winter days:

1) Get dressed

2) Walk outside

3) Turn around

4) Return to inside

5) GET BACK IN BED!