Favorite this joke I feel safe sharing secrets with my husband, as I know he will not share them with anyone.
How can I be so sure?
Because he never listens to me.
If God had wanted me to touch my toes...
He would have put them on my knees!
"If you could choose drinking wine every day or being skinny which would you choose?"
"I'd choose red or white."
My favorite way to de-clutter my space is to hold every item I own. If it does not bring me any joy, I toss it out.
So far I have thrown out all my vegetables, my electrical bill, a scale, a mirror, and my treadmill.
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