I'm one step closer to my goal for GETTING RICH...
All I need now is money!
Dear Alcohol,
We had a deal... you would make me prettier, funnier and a better dancer. I just saw the video of the company Christmas party.
WE NEED TO TALK!
I am NOT overweight...
I am just not tall enough.
Two circus acrobats got married...
They just FLIPPED over each other!