Favorite this joke Following my diet plan for tonight, I had a salad that had lots of croutons and tomatoes.
Actually, I only had one big round crouton, covered with tomato sauce and cheese.
Fine, maybe I had a pizza.
Ok, I confess, I ate a whole pizza!
Frosty the snowman was spotted looking through the carrot bin at the local supermarket...
He was picking his nose.
I can learn something new everyday...
Of course I also forget five other things!
MARRIAGE is a fancy word for adoption of an overgrown MAN-CHILD that can't take care of himself.
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