Favorite this joke I hate it when I see an OLD person and then realize we went to school together.
As a senior citizen on a fixed income I realize that the days of cheap cell phones are over...
Now, if I fall and hear a crack, I am hoping it's my leg and not my cell phone.
My credit is so bad, I received a credit card offer that was PRE-DECLINED.
A newly married couple was having breakfast at their new apartment when the next door neighbor hung out laundry that appeared to still be dirty.
The new wife commented to her husband that their neighbor did not how to properly do laundry, how to put in correct amount of bleach. detergent, etc. She made this comment every Monday for the next month. Finally, one day, the neighbor's wash appeared to be perfectly clean. The new wife commented on this and said the whole load looked really good.
The husband then replied, "Honey, I got up early today and washed our windows."
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