What's the biggest lie one tells him/herself?
I don't need to write it down, I'll remember it later.
I received a call from a gentleman that indicated he had stolen my ID...
He said he was RETURNING it because my credit was soooooo bad.
I ask my 85 year old grandpa to what he attributes his long life.
His answer... BREATHING!
It seems that the older we are the more we read the Bible...
Are we cramming for finals?