Favorite this joke Two dogs wearing their finest collars entered a bar.
After ordering they noticed that all the other dogs in the bar were not wearing collars.
That's when they realized they were in a STRAY BAR.
Want a diet that is guaranteed to work?
Make a sandwich with spinach, kumquat and catfish. Drench it in jalapeño sauce and yogurt.
One look at it and you're not hungry for hours!
Every time I start thinking too much about how I look, I find a HAPPY HOUR somewhere...
By the time I leave, I LOOK JUST FINE!
Sign in a local business: GUARDED BY SHOTGUN
3 Nights A Week... YOU guess which three!
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