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NO, we do not have WIFI... TALK TO EACH OTHER!

I could never trust a camel... or anyone else who can go for a week without a drink!

Alcohol is an absolute necessity, because NO great story has ever begun with someone eating a salad!

The perfect martini starts with pouring gin, vermouth, and olives into the trash where they belong.

DRINK WHISKEY!!!