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danmug

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Member Since : Jun, 2016
# of jokes posted : 42
# of followers : 2
# of following: 0
Location: United States
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A duck, a skunk, and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill!

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Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned?

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Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring...

The doctor says I'm okay, but I feel I've dyed a little inside.

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A businessman is walking along the street dragging one foot, and he bumps into another guy also dragging a foot.

"What happened to you?" asked the business man.

"Iraq, 2003. What about you?" asks the other guy.

"Dog poop, two blocks back."

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