Knock knock.
Who's there?

Look.
Look who?

Look to see who's there will you!

What runs but does not jump?

A tap.

An Irishman had just walked into a bar when he tripped over and fell.

He got up and said, "Guess I can call it a day."

If a rooster laid an egg on the top of the roof, which way will the egg fall if the wind is blowing west?


Answer: Roosters do not lay eggs.