Text message from husband to his wife:
A very nice Highway Patrol officer asked me if I was drinking.
I jokingly replied, "That depends, are you buying?"
Tough crowd. Please send bail money.
I have decided to RETIRE and live off my savings...
Though I'm not sure what I will use the second week...
My college son texted me a request for additional funds. He ended his text with "PLZ".
I asked him why he used the abbreviation. He said it was shorter than writing please.
I replied with, "No."
He asked why. I said it was shorter than writing yes.