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Eufaulasrguy

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Member Since : Aug, 2016
# of jokes posted : 51
# of followers : 8
# of following: 23
Location: United States
won: $ 330.00
$6.00 won 5 votes

I do not trip over things...

I just perform random gravity checks!

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CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
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Do you realize people are prisoners to their phones?

That's why they are called CELL PHONES

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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I could not find a frozen chicken big enough for my family dinner. I asked the young man behind the butcher counter if these chickens got any larger?

He replied, "I'm afraid not, they are all dead."

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CATEGORY Food Jokes
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A close friend confided in me that she had finally found Mr. Right...

Later she confessed she did not realize that she had found Mr. Always Right!

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