I thought growing old GROWING OLD would take longer!
A three year old, WIDE EYED, little girl, was on the phone, "I KID YOU NOT! This guy in a white dress or robe tries to drown me! He puts me under water and my family just stood there taking pictures."
A person that keeps their feet firmly on the ground...
... will never get their pants on!
Behind every great man is a woman... rolling her eyes at him.