Coming in from playing, little Freddy looked confused. His mom asked, "Is something the matter?"
"I just was talking with old Mr. Dodd," Freddy replied. "He was searching through his big garbage container and I asked him what he was looking for."
"He said, 'Please don't bother me now Freddy, I've thrown out my back!'"
What do you call a Volkswagen Beetle in which a poor person has to sleep?
A "Bed Bug"!
Two bumblebees were talking one day. "I'm sort of depressed" says one of the bees.
"Why...what's the problem?" asks the second bee.
"My doctor says I'm losing my buzz," says the first bee.
To which the second bee replies, "Sorry to hear that, man, that stings!"