Do I want a beer?
A) Yes
B) A
C) B
D) All of the above
Friend: "How old is your boyfriend?"
Me: "He's old, he has a Yahoo email address."
When my wife was sleeping, I drew Mark Hamill on her forehead.
You should have seen the Luke on her face!
My new girlfriend told me I'm terrible in bed.
I told her it's unfair to make a judgement in less than a minute.