If being handsome is a crime...
I would be a law-abiding citizen.
He tells the clerk that he wants a dog.
The clerk asks, "What kind of demeanor do you want the dog to have?"
The man says, "I'm looking for a guard dog, demeanor the better!"
If someone threw a rock and knocked you off your Donkey,
Would you be stoned off your ass?
When my friend Joyce learned she could clone herself...
She rejoiced!