I got pulled over for speeding.

Officer: “What’s your name?”

Me: “Last name is Goman”

Officer: “And your first name?”

Me: “Frida”

Officer: “You’re Frida Goman?”

Me: “Why thank you! I’ll just be on my way then.”

Doctor: Alright, I have your diagnosis.

Patient: Make it quick Doc, I don’t have all day.

Doctor: So who told you?

Geography teacher asked if I could name a country with no 'R' in it.

I said, "No way!"