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nerdasaurus

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Member Since : Dec, 2016
# of jokes posted : 1120
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Location: United States
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Batteries Not Included
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I was so unpopular at school they used to call me "Batteries"...

Because I was never included in anything.

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CATEGORY School Jokes
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On Your Marks
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Two nudists were discussing politics.

One says, “Have you read Marx?”

The other nods, “It’s these blasted wicker chairs."

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Go For Broke
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Someone once told me, “GO FOR BROKE!”

I’m happy to report that I succeeded.

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Ceiling Target
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You know what really makes me throw up?

A dartboard on a ceiling.

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CATEGORY Sport Jokes
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