I only went to the pub for 'Naked Happy Hour'...
But I stayed until clothing time.
Just reading that there's a small Island off the coast of Italy with 5 million Sicilian people.
That's the biggest number I've ever heard.
I’ve been prescribed anti-gloating cream...
I can’t wait to rub it in!
I started carrying a moist towelette in my wallet instead of a condom.
I run into chicken wings more often than I do sex.