Chicken 1: “Bawk bawk!”
Chicken 2: “Bawk bawk!”
Chicken 1: “I can’t believe we haven’t come up with a new sound yet.”
Chicken 2: “Perhaps we need to think outside the bawks.”
How many ears does Captain Kirk have?
Correct answer is Three...
The left ear, the right ear, and the final front ear.
Dolphin baby: How did you and Mom meet?
Dolphin Dad: We met in school.
Dolphin Mom: Don’t…
Dolphin Dad: And we just clicked
Scientists have been studying the effect of cannabis on sea birds.
They’ve left no tern unstoned.