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nerdasaurus

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Member Since : Dec, 2016
# of jokes posted : 1120
# of followers : 2
# of following: 0
Location: United States
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Chicken 1: “Bawk bawk!”

Chicken 2: “Bawk bawk!”

Chicken 1: “I can’t believe we haven’t come up with a new sound yet.”

Chicken 2: “Perhaps we need to think outside the bawks.”

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have?

Correct answer is Three...

The left ear, the right ear, and the final front ear.

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Dolphin baby: How did you and Mom meet?

Dolphin Dad: We met in school.

Dolphin Mom: Don’t…

Dolphin Dad: And we just clicked

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Scientists have been studying the effect of cannabis on sea birds.

They’ve left no tern unstoned.

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