How do you please a woman in bed?
Let her sleep.
“My extra winter weight is finally gone.
"Now, I have spring rolls.”
Beauty comes in all shapes and sizes...
Small, large, circle, square, thin crust, thick crust, stuffed crust, extra toppings.
I took the train to NYC today and the conductor paid me the nicest compliment as I was boarding...
They said, “First class rear..."