My wife asked me to remind her to get ice cream for a pie we had on the way home.
I immediately bellowed, "REMEMBERRRRRR THEEE AALLAMOOODE!!!"
Husband: Honey, I broke a glass in the kitchen.
Wife: I am coming with the broom.
Husband: It’s not urgent. You can come on foot.
I have a great idea to make money!
Start a transportation service hauling folks to the marijuana dispensaries...
I call it, the Canna-Bus!
We put our dog on a vegan diet, and she's doing really well...
She's eaten two so far.