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nerdasaurus

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Member Since : Dec, 2016
# of jokes posted : 1120
# of followers : 2
# of following: 0
Location: United States
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My wife asked me to remind her to get ice cream for a pie we had on the way home.

I immediately bellowed, "REMEMBERRRRRR THEEE AALLAMOOODE!!!"

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Husband: Honey, I broke a glass in the kitchen.

Wife: I am coming with the broom.

Husband: It’s not urgent. You can come on foot.

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I have a great idea to make money!

Start a transportation service hauling folks to the marijuana dispensaries...

I call it, the Canna-Bus!

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We put our dog on a vegan diet, and she's doing really well...

She's eaten two so far.

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