Favorite this joke My son was spending too much time playing computer games, so I said, "Son, when Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace."
He considered this for a moment and replied, “When Abe Lincoln was your age he was The President of the United States.”
In Ancient Rome there were 4 types of poison.
Poison I, II and III would all kill you.
However Poison IV, would make you really itchy.
Tried to read the dictionary in bed last night.
Didn't finish it.
Got up to 'P'.
Life is like a helicopter.
I don't know how to operate a helicopter.
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