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nerdasaurus

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Member Since : Dec, 2016
# of jokes posted : 1120
# of followers : 2
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Location: United States
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Listen Closely
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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because it happened 250 million years ago!

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All In Capitals
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From now on I'm going to write all jokes in capitals…

This one was written in London!

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CATEGORY Word Play Jokes
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Witch One
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Why do all witches wear black?

So you can’t tell which witch is which.

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He Didn't Suffer Long
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A British man was killed by a shark while on his honeymoon in Australia.

Reports say he didn't suffer too long...

As he was only married 3 days!

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
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