What do you call a tiny mother?

A minimum.

“I dig,
you dig,
we dig,
he digs,
she digs,
they dig"

It's not a beautiful poem, but it's very deep...

Hecklers Anonymous meeting...

Tonight - 7pm!

Bring your own boos!

My son came up to me and said, "Dad, I just watched someone do fifty pushups. Do you think you could do that?"

I said, "Absolutely. Not to brag son, but I could probably watch someone do a hundred pushups!"