I have had a perfectly wonderful evening...

But tonight with you wasn't it.

I must say that I find television very educational.

The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a book.

"From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter!"

"Wow, I'm glad to hear that."

"Someday I intend on reading it as well."

"Come on now, a child of five could understand this!"

"I'll tell you what, why don't you go fetch me a child of five!"