“If we aren’t supposed to eat animals, then why are they made of meat?”

Tired of hearing her teenager complain about everything, the frustrated mother finally reached her boiling point.

“Honey, let me give you some free life advice... Life IS as bad as you think, and yes, they ARE out to get you!”

This gene pool we have now needs a new life guard!

What is a Beauty Parlor?

BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.