What is the definition of adult?

ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

I can please only one person per day... and today is not your day!

Tomorrow isn’t looking good either for you either.

There is no right way to do the wrong thing...

But there is definitely a wrong way to do the right thing!

Q: What is the difference between a violin and a viola?

A: There is no difference. The violin just looks smaller because the violinist’s head is so much bigger.