Why do bagpipe players always walk while they play?

Is it to get away from the noise?

It is better to be healthy than wise...

Being sick costs you money, but you can be dumb for free.

Some members of a health club were having their first meeting. The director of the group said, "Now, I’d like each of you to give the facts of your daily routine."

Several people spoke, admitting their excesses, and then one overweight member said, "I eat moderately, I drink moderately, and I exercise frequently."

"Do you have anything else to add?" asked the manager.

"Well, yes," said the member. "I also lie extensively."

Keep a very firm grasp on reality...

That way you can strangle it at any time.