Did you hear Bill Gates is getting a divorce?

Found out his wife doesn't do windows.

I've noticed the strangest thing about men who hang out in bars a lot.

It seems they have only one of two reasons to be there.

They have no wife to go home to... or they do!

A husband expects his wife to be perfect...

and to understand why he’s not.

Marriage is mind over matter...

If the husband doesn’t mind, it doesn’t matter.