Wife: Why are you late?

Husband: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.

Wife: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?

Husband: No, I was standing on it.

Sponges grow in the ocean . . .

I wonder how much deeper the oceans would be if that didn’t happen?

There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her...

They got married...

And now he is going through HELL!