Favorite this joke How are men like noodles?
They're always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.
There is never enough time to do it right the first time...
But there is always enough time to do it over!
There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married...
A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.
What's the difference between a vision and a sight?
When my wife gets dressed up for a party she looks like a vision and when she wakes up in the morning she's a sight!
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