Q: Why do radio announcers have little hands?
A: Wee paws for station identification.
Q: What did Paul Revere say at the end of his ride?
A: “Whooaa, horsey, whooaa!”
Q: Why don’t prison wardens serve strawberries?
A: They keep making the prisoners break out.
I've heard of Preparation H...
But what happened to Preparations A through G?