Because our new refrigerator was taller than our old one, I told my wife I'd have to cut away part of an overhanging cabinet to make it fit.
Not wanting to mess it up, I called a local radio home-fix-it program for advice. I was in the middle of getting the instructions when my wife burst into the room.
"You won't believe this," she said, "but there's a guy on the radio with the same problem!"
Don't be irreplaceable...
If you can't be replaced, Then you can't be promoted!
The journey of a thousand miles...
Begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire.
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.
Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.
Do not walk beside me either...
Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.