Favorite this joke Two guys find three grenades and they decide to take them to the police station.
One asks, "What if one explodes before we get there?"
The other replies, "We'll lie and say we only found two."
While visiting a water show a tourist asked one of the divers, "Why do scuba divers always fall backward off their boats?
To which the diver replied, "If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat."
Dave irritated everyone in our office. Whether it was the tone of his voice or his condescending attitude, we all steered clear.
He must have suspected he was annoying because he asked a co-worker, "Why does everybody take an instant dislike to me?"
Larry responded, "It saves time."
What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?
Bison!
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