Why shouldn't you tell jokes to an egg?
Because it may crack up!
"Stop making a big deal out of it, it's not a big deal."
"Sometimes the smallest things hurt the most."
"How so?"
"Well, you can sit comfortably on a mountain, but you can't on a needle!"
Which side of the chicken has more feathers?
The outside!
A man enters the kitchen, opens the sugar box, looks inside and closes it.
He does it again and again. Why?
Because the doctor told him to check his sugar levels regularly.