I informed my grandson that our cousin was coming to the swimming pool with us. He sighed, "Oh no. The H word."
Alarmed, I inquired, "The H word?"
"Yup," he answered. "Hugs!"
Why is Alabama the smartest state?
Because it has 4 A's and one B!
What button does a dog push on the DVD player?
The PAWS button!
Why did the rabbits go on strike?
They thought they deserved a better celery!