Wife: I have a bag full of used clothing I'd like to donate.
Husband: Why not just throw it in the trash?
Wife: But there are poor starving people who can really use these clothes.
Husband: Honey, anyone who fits into your clothing is not starving.
And that's when the fight started....
Photographer: "Now say cheese!!!"
Dumb Girl: "Actually, I am dieting, so can I say oats or something that's a little healthier?"
Boy: "How old are you?"
Girl: "I'm not saying. You know, you shouldn't ask a girl her age."
Boy: "Oh, okay. By the way, what's your email address?"
Girl: "It's suzie1993@gmail.com, why?"