I'm a very generous person.
I donate yeast to charities.
I do this because I hope it raises a lot of dough!
Patient: Doctor I think I've been bitten by a vampire.
Doctor: Drink this water.
Patient: Will this make me feel better?
Doctor: No, but I'll be able to see leaks and know where the vampire bit you.
I use to work in a calendar factory.
The management fired me after 1 day.
All I did was take one day off.