Yo momma is so big...
She is so big that she jumped and got stuck!
Yo Momma is so skinny... she swallowed a marble and it looked like she was 6 months pregnant!
Yo Momma is so dumb...
She came out with a bowl after hearing it was chilly outside!
Yo' momma is so fat...
She smokes a turkey after sex instead of a cigarette!