If person A lends an item to person B...

And person B returns it...

Then later, person B wants to borrow it again, but this time person A refuses...

Is person A, relentless?

People who take high blood pressure medication are doing the right thing...

They are putting the heart before the hearse!

The commander of an army base had assembled all his troops for an exercise in combat. He told his troops.."When I give the order... fire at will!"

Just then one of the soldiers was seen running away. The commander barked out, "Who is that guy running away?"

"That's Will, sir!"

A fellow married a woman, named, Ann.

Years later they divorced.

Now, he refers to her as "my Ann-ex".