Favorite this joke What do Baseball players like to eat most often for breakfast?
Pancakes... because they're made from a batter!
Did you hear about the 2 hairdressers who got married?
They had the perfect family... two boys and one curl!
We all get heavier as we grow older because there's a lot more information in our heads. So, I am not heavy...
I am just really intelligent and my head couldn't hold anymore, so it started filling up the rest of me.
The former President is disembarking his private plane, carrying his tiny dog.
One of his Secret Service men says, "Nice dog, sir."
The President says, "Thanks, I got it for the former First Lady."
The Secret Service man replies, "Nice trade, sir."
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