One day a man was going home...
Thief: "Stop! Give me your wallet! (The man hands him his wallet.) Ha! See how I fooled you! There are no bullets in this gun."
Man: "Ha! See how I fooled you! There's no money in that wallet!"
Father: What you want to be in your life?
Son: A Doctor.
Father: What skills do you have of a doctor?
Son: Doctor's handwriting.
Teacher: "Have you ever seen a humming bird?"
Student: "No, but I have watched a spelling bee!"
Judge: "Why did you steal from the same shop twice?"
Thief: "Because the shop had a board that said, 'Thank you, come again!'"