I recently came into a lot of money...
and that's why I got fired from the bank.
My wife says that I spend too much time talking to random people online.
What do you guys think?
I went to the doctor the other day and complained about my sore feet.
He said: “Gout!”
I said: “But I’ve only just walked in!”
Where do bicycles go for a drink around here?
Handle bars.